Me: "Ask Daddy to plug in your iPad."
Cody: "It's not at dead percent."
Me: "Run up and give this to Natta."
Cody: "I'll just walk."
Cody: "There's a world record I want to beat."
Me: "What's that?"
Cody: "The world record most times going up an escalator. It's a world record. I looked it up in the book."